he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
That’s exactly what I thought, too
Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hey nice hair
Ms. Curly ass fro
You’re out of control
Mine is slick like the snow
Your right it’s petty to just
focus on your look
Should we focus on talent
'cause we know you can't cook
Go ahead and threaten me with your
little wooden weapon
But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’
Up on your turf ‘cause I’m
straight rippin’ from Narnia
And if you walk out the door now
I promise no harm to ye’.
coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch
I don’t even need my bow
to deal with this sitch’
I didn’t realise you started rapping
'cause I thought we kept it classy
With the noises coming out your mouth
I thought it was your sister being gassy!
You’ll destroy yourself
by keepin’ everything inside
Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause
your sick in the mind!
Both parents are dead!
Now you’re ill in the head -
If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -
Hair! Cause you changed your sis
Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this
To be upstaged by we the new dominate race
I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.
Don’t pop your top
you unreasonable scot
If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not
turned your mom to a bear
how the hell is that fair?
At least when I try and change people
I only change their hair!
If you say you can go change your fate
But I know the only reason you say you can
Is cause you suck at choosing a date!
Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght
'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!
And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!
Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham
Not an actual royal specimen like I am.
And now you understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so
take my solemn advice dear.
And let it go.
You read the beginning and outro in the voice and you know you did
so a couple years ago i was taking classes at this college but i had to get there really early every time and so i would take a nap in the bleachers before my class. well one day it was career day and so the bleachers were filled with teens but i refused to give up my quest for a place to sleep and i found this big hollow wooden box in the balcony of the gym and so i went to sleep in it and when i woke up i was surrounded by police officers. I had woken up in a police training class and i was already late for class. so i crawled out of the wooden box that i had been in since before their class started and one by one they all started to stare at me while the teacher failed to regain classes attention again. i ended up having to walk all the way across their classroom to reach the door while they silently stared. true story
when i was a sophmore i had a binder with liam payne on it and this was before one direction was popular in america and so no one knew who it was and this popular girl in my school asked who it was and i said it was my boyfriend and long story short: when i was a sophmore in high school, half of my grade thought i was dating liam payne from one direction